Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Top 13 Power Rankings

Here are my power rankings after tonight's performances.

The Favorite
1. Adam Lambert -- No way around it.

The Contenders
2. Alexis Grace -- Did anyone see this coming a month ago?
3. Danny Gokey -- Can do some things Adam can't.
4. Lil Rounds -- Should be able to coast for a few weeks.

Contending To Contend
5. Allison Iraheta -- More than a power ballad specialist?

The Sleeper
6. Jasmine Murray -- Sing 'em if ya got 'em.

Maybe If You Were Better
7. Matt Giraud -- And if NKOTB needed a pianist.
8. Megan Joy -- Stop smiling for once. Remember your divorce?
9. Michael Sarver -- Your fellow roughnecks support you! (Pussy.)

My Mom Voted For Me. Repeatedly.
10. Kris Allen -- Next time, instead of singing, just take a piss on your guitar.
11. Scott MacIntyre
-- Napoleon Dynamite called, wants his charisma back.

Sayonara
12. Jorge Nunez -- Zzzzzzzz.
13. Anoop Desai -- Fuck Duke.